Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not