Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race