Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive