Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.