Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.