Siamese Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not