What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ?

Balloon velvet !

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not