What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.