What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.