What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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How are you holding up?"

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.