What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.