What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens