What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens