What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens