What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens