What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb