What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb