Silence Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

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He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

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What's a police officers favorite console?

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar