Silence Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

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Is-Lamb!

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Its Lamb

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Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.