Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper