Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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You're my brother in arms!"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"