Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"