Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.