What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"