What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.