What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe