What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.