What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.