What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB