What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

La Jokes More La Jokes

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career