What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)