What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.