What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.