What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

La Jokes More La Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career