What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!