How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.