Now, I tweet them
Looking for Jobs.
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
Reddit gold.
At the coroner store.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
He used an eyepatch
Halloumi! (Hello me)
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.