How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!