What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.