What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Denim Denim Denim Jokes More Denim Denim Denim Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.