What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years