What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Little boys pants half off.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.