What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.