What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!