What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!