A barbecue
To scare off Cat burglars!
He was caught taking a leek.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Guacomole.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
There's never a line for the bathroom.
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
