What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"