What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.