What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.