What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.