What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)