What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

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What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.