What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.