What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.