What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.