Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.