Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.