Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train