Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows