Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!