Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish