Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!