Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.