Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.