Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.