Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with