Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.