Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.