Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."