What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...