What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...