What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...