What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich