Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

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