Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.