Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..