Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth