Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.