Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!