How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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So he can cut corners.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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On rye on rye on rye.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley