How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley