How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.