Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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With a sah, dude

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What's the most political particle?

rons

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now