Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's the most political particle?

rons

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.