Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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A suuh dude!

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's the most political particle?

rons

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.