Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus