Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What's the most political particle?

rons

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling