Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Jk Rolling Jokes More Jk Rolling Jokes

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Mishap Jokes More Mishap Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary