Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!