Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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He played a flat baroque piece!

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes