Walking....J.K . Rowling
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Running... JK rolling
A lubricantation.
Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you
He kept coming out of no where
You're a lizard Harry!"
Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
Because he's got no arms.
Post on Sundays.
Post.
2 years of marriage.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Walking JK, Rolling.
Walking...JK, Rolling!
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.
A midget.
Eclipse it.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg