Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Harry Potter Fan Jokes More Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

J.K Jokes More J.K Jokes

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Diagon Alley Jokes More Diagon Alley Jokes

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley