Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING