Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball?

They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.