Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling