Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

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What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling