Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

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Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.