What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Patio Furniture Jokes More Patio Furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.