What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.