What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.