What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture