Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.