Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!