Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him