Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him