Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.