What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL