What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!