Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.