What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Italians.

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Swedish

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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Retarded Gorilla Jokes More Retarded Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.