Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"