Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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She puts it on her bill

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She was trying to blow the horn

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A genetically modified vegetable

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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Because of the "Pit"