Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"