Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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She was trying to blow the horn

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she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!