What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel