Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend