Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."