What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.