Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Me.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs