Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs