Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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By saving the gas money!

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I saved you a stool.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.