What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle