What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !