What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.