What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.