What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL