What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL