What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.