What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!