What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole