What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.