What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.