What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !