What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.