Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.