Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this