Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.