Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving