Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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Too many cheetahs!

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.