Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

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Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.