Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.