What do you get when you cross an attention whore with an attention horse?

The centaur of attention.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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