What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.