How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.