How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.