How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.