How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.