How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

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How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.