have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
One. Five. One.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
The light was on.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
She was having Disney spells.
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Ereptile dysfunction
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
Easel-y
Claude.
Headphone jacks are obsolete.