How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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I ain't no snitch.

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Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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He did it for the

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.