Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.