Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Facility Jokes More Facility Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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