Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci