Headphone jacks are obsolete.
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Claude.
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Artificial celery
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Lead injections.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Because he walked in.
A crowbar.
A mountain.
A. "Thanks for the refill!"